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Formerly Chapter II Showclub
2294 Wyoming Blvd., N.E.
Topless, 21
Full Bar.
All Fours liquor license approved. 9/12/07 - WOM
- Closed -
506 1st St NW, Albuquerque, NM 87102
Nude. Age: 18. No Alcohol. Limited Menu. Smoking Permitted.
Stage, Couch, and Private dances. Female dancers.
Everyone Welcome. Couple Friendly. User Rating: B
08/08 The Icehouse is definitely closed - a few years now. the owner went on to run an escort service called ...
Reported closed; however, the website is still up and no mention of their closing. -- WOM
311 Central Ave., N.W.; Phone: 505-243-2446
Topless, 21+, Full bar, No food. No Smoking.
Table and private dances. Female dancers.
Everyone welcome. Couple friendly. Biker friendly. No truck parking. Unescorted females welcome. User rating: B
- Closed -
formerly Eclipse Cabaret
1645 University Blvd. NE; Phone: 505-243-3199
website: ■
Topless. Full Liquor Bar, Full Menu
5000 Jefferson St NE, Albuquerque, NM 87109; Phone: 505-884-2446
Website: ■ ♫
Nude. age: 18+. Full Bar.
Female Dancers.
User Rating: B-
2120 Eubank Blvd NE, Albuquerque, NM 87112; Phone: 505-291-8282
Website: http://www.tdsalbuquerque.com/
Topless. Age: 21+. Full Bar.
Stage, Table, VIP, and Private dances. Female Dancers. User Rating: C+
Everyone Welcome
User reviews:
08/08 TD's Gold Club is my favorite.
6001 Brentwood, NE; Albuquerque, NM 87109; Phone: 505-875-1625
Website: http://www.tdsalbuquerque.com/
Topless. Age: 21+. Full Bar.
Stage, Table, VIP, and Private dances. Female Dancers. User Rating: B-
Everyone Welcome
- Closed -
Nude. age: 18. BYOB. NO Food.
Stage, Table, Couch, and Private dances. Female Dancers.
audience: Mostly White. Couple Friendly. User rating: B
- Closed -
816 Hwy 550; Flora Vista, NM 87415; Phone: 505-334-0502
08/08 Reported closed.
800 E. Broadway St.; Hobbs, NM 88240; Phone: 505-393-8771
aka Route 66 Nightclub
aka 203 Topless Country
20364 Route 66 (Interstate 40 Exit 203)
6 miles east of Moriarty
Moriarty, NM
phone: (505) 832-0626
GPS: 35° 00' 24.12" N 105° 54' 49.32"
Topless bar.
You must be over 21.
Full bar. Full menu. Smoking permitted.
Stage and couch dances. Female dancers.
Everyone Welcome, Mixed audience. Couple friendly. Biker friendly. Trucker Parking.
User rating: C
Reviews of Club 203
05/09 No cover.
01/09 I got here at 1 am,
got 3 great dances from an off duty girl, she decided to make some
extra money, Mary Jane is her name, hot girl, she let me touch her
some, very sweet girl very nice looking.
I will be back even though there were only 3 girls at this time of
night, but it was the night after new years eve when it was busier ,
so they said.
No cover, $20 lap dances in the VIP room.
08/08 Located right off the interstate about 45 miles east of downtown Albuquerque, calls itself a country music strip club. Although they open at 11 o'clock in the morning, I was there about 9PM on a Thursday and no dancers were working yet. So I can't really give much of a review!
The review is just fine. - WOM
2841 Cerrillos Rd.; Santa Fe, NM 87507; Phone: 505-473-5259
Topless. 21+. Full Bar. No food. No smoking.
Stage, table, couch, and VIP dances. Female dancers.
Everyone Welcome. Couple Friendly. Biker friendly. Truck parking.
Admission: $10.00 or $20.00
Dance cost: $5.00 - $20.00
No WiFi.
User rating: C
User comments:
07/09 Second time that I visited this place. After seeing some of USA's finest clubs, this looks like a shack now.
Cover is 10 on weekdays and 20 on weekends. table dances are 5 bucks, VIP are 20.
girls are ok types. They rarely approach customers and act strange. When approached they seem fine. However, they do grind though and they do it well. This is Santa Fe's only strip club so locals have to deal with it. my advice, if in the area, drive another 50 miles and go to Albuquerque.
05/08 I went here about an year ago but stumbled upon this listing today only. so I'll write what I remember. I don't know what was the cover charge but lap dances were 20 bucks a song. the chicks grind u really well. The dancers were friendly. there were 3 stages one central and 2 satellite. all in all it was a good exp.
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